My name is Master Gaijin, or Gaijin-sama. I'm a smoking hot male looking for friends, fans, and maybe a sexy Japanese girlfriend.
I play the accordion and am looking for a label to be signed to, or at least, for someone to be impressed by & obsessed with me. Have I impressed you with my style? Heh?
If you have any advice for conquering Nippon (Japan), Let me Know.